Profound. Thank you Japan. SCORE 2177
Marathon. SCORE 2146
How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? SCORE 2044
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter. SCORE 1763
It’s ok to be gay… SCORE 1752
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1717
To all the cat lovers out there… SCORE 134
Whenever the remote is out of arm’s reach. SCORE 165
Students these days….very accurate SCORE 6
Totally rude, right? SCORE 359
The momzone. SCORE 272
No Really? SCORE -3