Profound. Thank you Japan. SCORE 2178
Marathon. SCORE 2146
How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? SCORE 2044
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter. SCORE 1762
It’s ok to be gay… SCORE 1753
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1717
Help us… SCORE 47
When you’re so damn lazy that even an app can detect it. SCORE 68
I don’t think Orangutans like rain very much! SCORE 47
I’ll kill you SCORE 107
FLORIDA MAN LEVELS SCORE 46
Change.org, the best way to change the world SCORE 63