Profound. Thank you Japan. SCORE 2178
Marathon. SCORE 2146
How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? SCORE 2044
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter. SCORE 1763
It’s ok to be gay… SCORE 1752
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1717
One-Eyed Cat Problem Solved SCORE 8
Troll Level: Loki SCORE 9
All Kids Are Equal SCORE 153
That Irritating Line From Hell SCORE 113
Terrifying two sentence horror stories SCORE 98
Sometimes twitter can be hilarious SCORE 17