Profound. Thank you Japan. SCORE 2177
Marathon. SCORE 2146
How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? SCORE 2044
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter. SCORE 1763
It’s ok to be gay… SCORE 1752
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1717
That something to look forward to… SCORE 75
A Russian soldier playing an abandoned piano in Chechnya, 1994. SCORE 105
My coworkers had no idea why I was so excited over some pamphlets SCORE 90
Best senior yearbook ad. Ever. SCORE 91
What the duck? Damn autocorrect. SCORE 135
3500 years of experience SCORE 100
