Profound. Thank you Japan. SCORE 2177
Marathon. SCORE 2146
How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? SCORE 2044
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter. SCORE 1763
It’s ok to be gay… SCORE 1752
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1717
The long con. SCORE 88
I specifically requested the opposite of this SCORE 83
Know your role, jabronie. SCORE 62
It started off so polite SCORE 75
This was literally all there was. Be thankful. SCORE 105
When your mother-in-law offers to watch the children for the weekend SCORE 44
