Profound. Thank you Japan. SCORE 2177
Marathon. SCORE 2146
How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? SCORE 2044
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter. SCORE 1763
It’s ok to be gay… SCORE 1752
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1717
Needs more pizazz… SCORE 67
This weasel is going places. SCORE 124
My coworkers had no idea why I was so excited over some pamphlets SCORE 90
Internet is beautiful SCORE 145
This sums it up SCORE 116
Trump’s lawyer reminds me of someone… SCORE 81