Profound. Thank you Japan. SCORE 2178
Marathon. SCORE 2146
How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? SCORE 2044
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter. SCORE 1763
It’s ok to be gay… SCORE 1752
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1717
The last five remaining living individuals born in the 1800s SCORE 155
English is weird SCORE 208
Generating intrigue. SCORE 11
How horror movies have ruined my chance at being a good parent. SCORE 138
I’ve been impaled… SCORE 152
dog logic SCORE 115